I might be emotional and psychological damaged, for real.
I tried microwaving ice cream to get it a bit softer, like in BrideWars (movie), but it got all liquid -__________________________-
My teacher has a HUGE camel toe
I texted my mom to get me out of school earlier with the excuse that I was bored, but I’m not bored I’m sad but u dont know why :/ And now she’s taking me shopping so I get unbored haha
A: You’re straight as FUCK!
2: You get offended by XXX material.
■ You hate semen.