chicken nuggget

So I came out to my mom few minutes ago

That went very good, she is very cool with it :D

I kissed a girl and I didn’t like it :’(

I’m traumatized

I might be emotional and psychological damaged, for real.

I’m so stupid haha

I tried microwaving ice cream to get it a bit softer, like in BrideWars (movie), but it got all liquid -__________________________-

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Hi, I’m sorry, I’m your next door neighbor, and my dog ran up on your dick-deck!! -Samantha (Sex and the City Movie)

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OMG I’m scarred for life

My teacher has a HUGE camel toe
OH GOD!

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I texted my mom to get me out of school earlier with the excuse that I was bored, but I’m not bored I’m sad but u dont know why :/ And now she’s taking me shopping so I get unbored haha

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Don’t read this if:

A: You’re straight as FUCK!

2: You get offended by XXX material.

■ You hate semen.